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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

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      deleted by creator

      • KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.social
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        Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

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      Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

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    I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

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      Stronger then YOUR FACE

      …no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        I second this

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          I second your face

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            What ever that means, I agree!

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      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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        I have an easy way to test that

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      “um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

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        It’s turtles all the way down

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          Don’t forget the elephants

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Turtle strength: 10/10

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        c/bananaforscale

        • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          🚫🍌

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            I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let’s call the whole thing on.

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    Behold, a dog

  • MyNamesNotRobert
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    “no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”

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    Praise the dog

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    That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      Like 85 Courics

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      Hot shit

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    Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

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    Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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    Not cool James

  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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    James

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      James

      • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The singular version of James is Jame.

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    Classic sulcata assholery.

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      Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

      Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

      But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

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        Tbf most people are idiots too

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          Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I’ve never knocked over a toilet before.

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            I’m too stupid to do that tbh

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            Sulcatas have been known to ‘accidentally’ bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.

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              Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another… “endearing” trait of the Sulcata!

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