• DrDominate
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    596 months ago

    “Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-”

    • @[email protected]
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      516 months ago

      Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

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        456 months ago

        Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

        • SolidGrue
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          406 months ago

          Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

          • @[email protected]
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            6 months ago

            …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

            • @[email protected]
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              236 months ago

              Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

              • LucasWaffyWaf
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                216 months ago

                Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

                • Matt
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                  126 months ago

                  Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

                • @Sir_packsalot2
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                  76 months ago

                  My meat. My meats has all your jerky needs we specialize in…