Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?
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The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white ‘friend.’
- ImadethistoTechnology@lemmy.world•“How you design the beep is important.” Behind the movement for calmer gadgets.English1·3 days ago
My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.
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how I became an absolute master of giving HJs
It’s too bad that we can’t have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner’s eyes roll backwards. It seems like there’s so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.
As always, just send me that address and we’ll talk.
Damn, the things I could do with my phone’s camera if I had telekinesis would mystify many a strange mind.
God, can you just imagine the exquisite agony? Imagine you and her were on merry go rounds that nearly touch, and each of you reaches out to grab the other but only gets that skin tag. Together, you’re slowly rotating away, the spinning chair beneath you whirling faster, and faster as the tearing rips and rends its way around your arm, then your chest, then your abdomen and legs and toes. The entire time, your world is reduced to an increasing rush of red, streaming past your head as the screams echo throughout the void space you’re falling into, into, into…
And then it ends, the two of you looking across the double diameter of your giant circles, sobbing as you curl into a fetal position, every breath of air across the skin like rusty metal being dragged across your quivering red flesh…
Damn. You got me off good, you did.
- ImadethistoAsk Lemmy NSFW•The ring I will give to my fiancée just arrived! It's a little while before I will give it to her, but I'm open to both serious and silly suggestions as to how to make it extra specialEnglish3·24 days ago
Okay, so this is mostly a joke, but since the enthusiasm is there, why not make it the real deal? Do the romance, do the fabulous environment, and then make an evening of it with your whole fist. Get deep, make a puzzled expression, and ask, “what’s this?” Pull out your hand that you’d been magician-hiding the ring in, and present it.
Damn, they’re already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!
The great thing about being bi (and all the flavors of it, which are way beyond me and my small brain), is ultimately that I don’t have to care what I am. I just care about the person I’m looking at. Am I interested in their company, their genitals, or just to hang out? Then I go from there.
I’m not saying that you should not consider who you are, but your physical reality is going to be a better guide than anxiety driven by doubts. It might just be that you haven’t met the right one. I know that my preferences range wildly between dudes and dudettes… and those preferences are not at all mainstream. If I had never met, in person, the partner who made me realize I wasn’t just into one gender, I would never have known because society tends to present a sort of master image of what is attractive, and that would never have made me look twice.
I think it would depend on who exactly is asking. My little christian friend, who probably thinks blowjobs are just the naughtiest thing out there, might get the suggestion of some very mild kinks, like a blindfold in the bedroom or getting one of those dice games where you have an action die and a body part die. My more ‘experienced’ friends? I think I’d recommend some breath play, to breathe that fresh air in, or some light pain/stimulus/deprivation. Remote control toys that are controlled by the partner during the day are always good as well, especially if it’s not (because they’re new and we’re being safe about this) something that could get them in trouble.
Doesn’t look little at all, mate!
Heh, appreciate what you’ve got, matey. It is amazing in relationships when things line up like that, whether sexual or in other areas.
it sucks that there aren’t a lot of options to get us both off at the same time
I’m trying to think here, and the only ones I know of are either plain addons (like taping a vibrator to the area), or an attachment/device that works like the rabbit vibrators. I personally have an anal kink, and have always wanted to try the toys that go in both at once.
- ImadethistoAsk Lemmy NSFW•You wake up one morning to find your genital is replaced with an opposite genital that is fully functional. No other bodily changes happened to you, only the genital swap. What do you do?English12·1 month ago
Have a very serious (and hopefully short) conversation with the other half and put all faith in it having a positive outcome.
… I also might start pursuing ideas on how to prove there’s a trickster god or we’re in an alien experiment or in a simulation.
Then I’d test to see what it feels like for the other sex. I’ve always been curious.
I would happily do it to the partner. I don’t know how I’d feel about my partner doing it to me. I’d feel bad for them having to put up with the mess. For me, I always like dental dams and condoms, so it wouldn’t even be the fluid portion of it, just the fact that ‘fluidy’ kinks typically involve degradation, so it’s linked in my mind as degrading my partner.
I’m okay with the thought that you’re recording this because it’s a crime (whether or not it should be a crime, that’s a discussion, especially when in ‘private’ public places). I’m not okay with the thought that it makes recording it in order to put it on the internet okay.
but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women
God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women’s orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman’s hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing being guided by woman’s hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.
Poor guy. He never stood a chance against the super bra! I think the best part of the clip is her laughing and then getting right back to him.